| 4 out of 4 answers correct | You could work for the CIA! |
| 3 out of 4 answers correct | People magazine might hire you. |
| 2 out of 4 answers correct | You're too good for the Jerry Springer Show. |
| 1 answer correct | Have you ever heard of George Bush?! |
| No answers correct | You are biographically challenged! Spend some time hanging out in the 921s! |